date: Monday, March 03, 2008 @ 9:15 pm
title:
A POEM (written during Math and CLE)
I've got a spider in my gullet,
So eradicate it with a bullet!
There's nothing better than violence,
(though to see it you'll need a spy lens).
Or you could wash down with champagne,
But I don't have a dollar to my name.
I spent my last buck on that spider,
Yes, I know, I'm such a miser.
I thought the spider looked big,
A bit like an edible twig.
I think it'd come from my holey donut,
so big it was, I had to cut
It in 2 - yes, I thought it was sour,
But fortunately it was still in my power.
I crushed it in a fit of anger
And strung it atop of my hanger -
I mean my ulula. And so that's how
I really really hate the spider now.
If only there was a way
To keep that spider at bay.
The blasted thing tickles.
I shall swallow some pickles
Or slices of that red(-)hot fruit,
Yeah, that wonderful fruit.
So I ate a jalapeno cutlet
To burn that thingy in my gullet
IT DID NOT DIE!
WHY!
You see, I lied.
But I was tired of my tongue being tied.
I don't get it! Argh. Spiderman.
I never was a spider fan.
I'm eyeing that mulberry tree outside,
The spider was slowly choking me. I sighed.
Now I know how Tobey Maguire felt;
I surely makes my heart melt.
By Baobi, Dot and Sarah :D
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